About obaidfarooq : Nothing so special
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Between your Facebook account and your FML account, things are no longer complicated: their relationship is official. We like this.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
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On 12/03/2011 at 8:29pm - love - by drummahboi99 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my parents insisted that despite the fact I've just turned sixteen, I have to save them money by ordering from the children's menu, because I "still look like a twelve year old". FML
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On 12/03/2011 at 1:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my mom bought me pepper spray in case anyone tried to "mess" with me. I put it in my purse. Later, a guy snatched my purse before I even had the chance to take out the pepper spray. FML
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On 12/02/2011 at 12:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML
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On 12/02/2011 at 8:22am - kids - by jessi - United States
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML
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On 12/02/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML
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On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paper clip. FML
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On 12/01/2011 at 9:38am - work - by ohno - United States (Florida)
Today, my car was towed. After taking a cab all the way to the lot for $45 and paying the $250 fee to get my car back, my car broke down in the impound lot and needed to be towed to the nearest shop, where it took another $200 to fix, and $50 for the towing. I still have a 3 hour drive home. FML
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On 12/01/2011 at 4:49am - money - by Bladerunner (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I photocopied several hundred pages of my school's textbook because I didn't want to buy it. My school later says to just buy it and it will be reimbursed. FML
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On 11/30/2011 at 10:52pm - work - by ChrisD2V - United States (California)
Today, my husband asked me, "Why do you love me?" I spent the next five minutes spilling my heart and soul out to him. After I'd asked the same question, he looked me straight in the eye and said, "I don't." FML
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On 11/28/2011 at 7:51am - love - by nirvana_mama157 - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, I was called an 'inconsiderate scum bucket' by my neighbour because I allowed my loud alarm to go on too long before silencing it. The only reason that I sleep through my alarm is because I have to wear earplugs as they have their TV on maximum volume until 4am. FML
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On 11/28/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Exhausted - Iran Islamic Republic of
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
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On 11/27/2011 at 10:00pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Mississippi)
Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
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On 11/23/2011 at 6:54pm - health - by chunkymonkey (woman) -
Today, my brother lost his first tooth, so I told him the tooth fairy is going to give him money. He now thinks The Rock is going to show up in his room. FML
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On 11/23/2011 at 2:14pm - kids - by G. Briones -
Today, I caught my husband once again looking at half naked pictures of a friend of mine on Facebook. When I asked why he did it, he said "I was checking to see if they were still there." FML
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On 11/20/2011 at 6:31am - love - by anonymous - United States
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