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obaidfarooq
  • Town/Country : Faisalabad, Pakistan
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 August 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 1083
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was telling my girlfriend about how my parents are flying out to Japan today on vacation. She was shocked at how short the flight will be, because "It's on the other side of the world." We live in the USA, and it seems I'm dating a Flat Earther. FML

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On 07/05/2013 at 7:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML

#20433852
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39847) - you deserved it (2514)

On 12/31/2012 at 10:44am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML

#18765651
233 comments

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On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - work - by Needsanewjob (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

#18765510
115 comments

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On 01/10/2012 at 9:50am - work - by nevasurprised - Germany

Today, I found out that when my mom says she's going to kick me in the head to wake me up for an important interview, she actually means it. FML

#18763493
98 comments

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On 01/10/2012 at 1:04am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

#18763355
179 comments

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On 01/10/2012 at 12:52am - love - by Janie (woman) - United States

Today, I bought a key finder that responds to loud, high-pitched, annoying tones. It beeps every time I talk. FML

#18760166
56 comments

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On 01/09/2012 at 8:30pm - misc - by annoying (woman) - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML

#18671764
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32931) - you deserved it (2796)

On 01/01/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by tooearly (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML

#18568440
144 comments

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On 12/21/2011 at 6:28am - love - by tarynfaye (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML

#18535495
173 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Emily - United States (Indiana)

Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML

#18534413
36 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 8:30am - love - by SuperCoolGurl (woman) - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him for the first time. His response was to smile and pat me on the head. FML

#18533113
98 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 1:49am - love - by teejayrn - United States

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

#18520175
135 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by 2285morgan - United States

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

#18519378
85 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)



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