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  • Birth Date : Friday 17 February 1995 (19 years)
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Today, I sang the itsy bitsy spider song with a class of thirty 20 somethings because we're going to be kindergarten teachers. She made us do the hand motions too. FML

#2762
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6979) - you deserved it (21827)

On 01/27/2009 at 3:10am - work - by duh - United States (South Carolina)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

#2256
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59153) - you deserved it (7824)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, I'm a 23 year old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML

#1019
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18503) - you deserved it (5217)

On 01/13/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by carrie - Algeria

Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML

#722
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14802) - you deserved it (7945)

On 01/07/2009 at 12:53am - misc - by maaaryy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have my new iPod Touch, and I'm walking down the street. Since it's really cold, I'm wearing gloves. At some point, I want to change the song, and don't want to remove my gloves. I try changing the song with my nose, for about 3 minutes, until I realize I look really stupid. FML

#665
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5229) - you deserved it (31377)

On 01/01/2009 at 2:09pm - misc - by Ulysse - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML

#542
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7039) - you deserved it (23603)

On 12/18/2008 at 3:30am - misc - by Wickls - United Kingdom (London)

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML

#513
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22656) - you deserved it (5856)

On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my philosophy teacher asked me about my parents. I replied that my mum was a cleaner and my dad was a bus driver. In an astonished voice, she said, "But, you're clever..." FML

#434
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30096) - you deserved it (1887)

On 12/02/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by lamb-chop - Sent from mobile version

Today, I am supposed to be doing my homework. Instead, I'm wasting my time on here. Yeah, it's kinda my fault. FML

#94
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14308) - you deserved it (103742)

On 10/27/2008 at 10:53am - misc - by me - United States (New York)

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

#10
69 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88477) - you deserved it (40354)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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