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by lolomg / 09/07/2011 at 9:22pm / New Zealand (Wellington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/07/2011 at 11:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Mattador / 09/06/2011 at 1:56am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by wheezy / 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by thatoneguy / 09/05/2011 at 4:23pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/05/2011 at 10:55am / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation
by mike / 09/04/2011 at 1:05pm / United States / Work
by mannydanny / 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
by bunkbed / 08/30/2011 at 12:45pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML
by slavelaborsux / 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
Today, while standing in line at the video store, I happen to notice a very hot young girl on the TV screen, and mentioned to my friend that I'd "hit that." I was immediately punched by the girl in front of me. Seems the hot girl on TV was her on a security monitor. FML
by helpless_soul / 08/29/2011 at 12:27am / United States / Intimacy
by Username / 08/23/2011 at 11:55am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by heheheh / 08/22/2011 at 2:43am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by candymansvan17 / 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML
by Leota / 08/15/2011 at 12:20pm / United States (Nebraska) / Love
- Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to… Today, at the point of orgasm, my boyfriend screamed out, "Is this all there is?!" then rolled over… Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 7 years with another woman. He panicked and blamed it on the…