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  • Town/Country : oakeidoakei
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 April 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 2148
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, my dad met my fiancé's dad for the first time. My fiancé's dad is a cop. He had arrested my dad for indecent exposure in the past. FML

#17691759
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31913) - you deserved it (2366)

On 09/07/2011 at 9:22pm - intimacy - by lolomg (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I had a bunch of friends over for a party. My mom came stumbling into my room, crying about how she was officially menopausal, and that I was going to "die an only child." FML

#17687810
75 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 11:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my roommate got completely wasted. He was so drunk he thought the fridge was talking. He decided to make it stop by unplugging it. Most of our food is basically ruined now. FML

Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

#17675757
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10163) - you deserved it (16350)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, a five year old that I am babysitting picked up a knife and said he would chop my nuts off if I didn't give him his ice cream before dinner. Only 5 more hours to go. FML

#17672212
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26795) - you deserved it (2793)

On 09/05/2011 at 4:23pm - kids - by thatoneguy - United States (Texas)

Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the middle of the highway. FML

#17669656
83 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was digging in the backyard when my mom came out, nodded her head approvingly, and with a straight face told me it was good practice for when I inevitably go to prison. FML

#17661363
113 comments

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On 09/04/2011 at 1:05pm - work - by mike - United States

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
49 comments

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On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I bought my daughter a bunk bed. After spending several hours building it, she climbed up, then fainted. Turns out she's afraid of heights. FML

#17620936
104 comments

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On 08/30/2011 at 12:45pm - kids - by bunkbed - Canada (Alberta)

Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML

#17615072
255 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm - kids - by slavelaborsux (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while standing in line at the video store, I happen to notice a very hot young girl on the TV screen, and mentioned to my friend that I'd "hit that." I was immediately punched by the girl in front of me. Seems the hot girl on TV was her on a security monitor. FML

#17609148
136 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by helpless_soul - United States

Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML

#17557352
164 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 11:55am - kids - by Username - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

#17544940
299 comments

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On 08/22/2011 at 2:43am - health - by heheheh - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

#17502057
189 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML

#17480166
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32049) - you deserved it (11025)

On 08/15/2011 at 12:20pm - love - by Leota (woman) - United States (Nebraska)



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