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by lolomg / 09/07/2011 at 9:22pm / New Zealand (Wellington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/07/2011 at 11:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Mattador / 09/06/2011 at 1:56am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by wheezy / 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by thatoneguy / 09/05/2011 at 4:23pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/05/2011 at 10:55am / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation
by mike / 09/04/2011 at 1:05pm / United States / Work
by mannydanny / 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
by bunkbed / 08/30/2011 at 12:45pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML
by slavelaborsux / 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
Today, while standing in line at the video store, I happen to notice a very hot young girl on the TV screen, and mentioned to my friend that I'd "hit that." I was immediately punched by the girl in front of me. Seems the hot girl on TV was her on a security monitor. FML
by helpless_soul / 08/29/2011 at 12:27am / United States / Intimacy
by Username / 08/23/2011 at 11:55am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by heheheh / 08/22/2011 at 2:43am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by candymansvan17 / 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML
by Leota / 08/15/2011 at 12:20pm / United States (Nebraska) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…