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Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML
by tommyboy783 / 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by lolilovemyboyfriend / 10/19/2011 at 10:37am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by derbyboy / 10/19/2011 at 1:38am / United Kingdom (Derby) / Work
by jaleesadavis21 / 10/18/2011 at 9:25am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, while leaving a football game, I saw a half-empty bottle of Mountain Dew on the ground. It was night-time and there weren't many people around, so for a laugh, I picked it up and tossed it behind me as hard as I could. It hit someone. FML
by Anonymous / 10/17/2011 at 6:54pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by planking champion / 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm / United States (North Dakota) / Miscellaneous
Today, it's my sister's birthday. My parents got her a cat. I have serious allergies when it comes to cats. When I brought this issue up with my parents, they replied, "This day is not about you, it's about your sister." I can feel my throat tightening already. FML
by Cats...FML / 10/17/2011 at 7:46am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years felt comfortable enough with me to disclose that he had previously spent 4 years in a mental institute because he tried to kill his mother. He also told me we will be together forever. I'm scared. FML
Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML
by minder97 / 10/17/2011 at 12:04am / Canada (Quebec) / Animals
Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML
by scewable / 10/13/2011 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML
by John W. / 10/12/2011 at 8:37am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by spoiled22 / 10/12/2011 at 3:17am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML
by poopooppachuu / 10/11/2011 at 3:32am / United States (California) / Love
by crapedup / 10/10/2011 at 7:11pm / United States (Alabama) / Love
by Username / 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm / United States (Texas) / Work
- Today, I finally achieved a goal that has taken me years...to clear all the rows at once in a game… Today, I realize that my cat has figured out how to open the bedroom door by repeatedly jumping and… Today, on my way to my 1st day at the police academy I was cut off on the freeway. I pulled up next…