Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

oakeidoakei

Search for a member

oakeidoakei
  • Town/Country : oakeidoakei
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 April 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 2155
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About oakeidoakei : Word. Yo.

oakeidoakei's last visitors

foreverjordanMarceline_17Zebrasofa13alaskankid907Magic1DeloxiclittlesunshineKiddNYC1OBballHottie34KillerturtleWtfLoser

oakeidoakei's FML badges

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we can understand why.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

See all of oakeidoakei's badges

oakeidoakei's favorite FMLs

Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML

#650213
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11524) - you deserved it (123308)

On 03/27/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Creep (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

#580113
485 comments

I agree, your life sucks (562093) - you deserved it (35274)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my mom suspected me of doing marijuana. She went and bought a home-drug test and sent me to the bathroom. As I went in, I realized there was already pee in the toilet. I scooped that instead of my own and handed it to my mom. It came up positive. My sister used the bathroom last. She's 12. FML

#569324
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29583) - you deserved it (70916)

On 03/24/2009 at 12:19am - health - by smokythebear (man) - United States

Today, I was pushing my 4 year old on the swing. I did what we call our "under doggie push": I throw her up in the air while I run underneath her before she hits me coming back down. I walked away to get my water and she yelled across the park "Can we do it doggie-style again?" FML

#234103
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52472) - you deserved it (16909)

On 03/07/2009 at 1:28pm - kids - by Dang-ItsDanielle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
990 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58868) - you deserved it (643532)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104
928 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67004) - you deserved it (403544)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40334) - you deserved it (2255)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

#1016
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26533) - you deserved it (2382)

On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48385) - you deserved it (5854)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35775) - you deserved it (19239)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

#72
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59626) - you deserved it (5143)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version



FML's blog

  • Zoé's Illustrated FML
  • Hey there, young whippersnappers. Yes, you, the youth. I’m talking to you, sitting at home, scratching your asses. Why aren’t you doing something more constructive with your lives? Stop watching that shit…

Friday 18 April 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: