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by Justforlolz / 11/24/2011 at 11:46am / United States (New York) / Work
by Jane / 11/24/2011 at 8:57am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/24/2011 at 5:35am / United Kingdom / Work
by Faithful / 11/24/2011 at 5:01am / Singapore / Intimacy
Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML
by furryballoon / 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
by BadFather / 11/21/2011 at 1:23am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading". FML
by Anonymous / 11/18/2011 at 6:36pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by Hunterisawesome / 11/18/2011 at 2:24pm / Reserved / Transportation
Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML
by hannahk267 / 11/18/2011 at 8:30am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by dharp7 / 11/16/2011 at 12:23am / United States (California) / Love
by anxiety / 11/16/2011 at 12:11am / United States (Oregon) / Health
by ledon / 11/15/2011 at 11:15pm / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Miscellaneous
by lababy / 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm / United States / Intimacy
by Margo / 11/15/2011 at 10:16am / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
by Henry / 11/11/2011 at 5:29pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I took a restroom break in a Japanese train station. I couldn’t find the toilet flush, so I… Today, I’m on vacation in Tunisia. Having trouble with the heat at night, I tried sleeping outside… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he…