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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 March 2000 (15 years)
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Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping fir an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

#21289613
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On 11/01/2014 at 10:06am - love - by limegreengiraffe - United States (Texas)

Today, I dressed up as mah friend 4 Halloween. He has a very distinct style and I thought mah costume was pretty clever. When he saw me, he said he had never been so offended in his entire life, and now I feel like a complete asshole. FML

#21289474
58 comments

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On 11/01/2014 at 1:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was a pregnant man for Halloween. Everyone at scool tougt it was funny, except my principal,o gave me a detention an said it was, "inappropriate an making a pregnant teacer feel uncomfortable". Tat pregnant teacer looool asked me to take a selfie wit er. FML

#21289257
42 comments

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On 10/31/2014 at 7:28pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, ma mom spelled ma name wit all lowercase letters. Wen I asked er y se wrote it like tat, se got pissed an snapped back, "Capitals are fir people wo amount to someting." real FML

#21288559
45 comments

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On 10/30/2014 at 6:05pm - misc - by wow (man) - United States (California)

Today I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

#21288518
141 comments

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On 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

TODAY, I HIT A NEW LOW POINT IN MAH LIFE WHEN I STOLE BATTERIES FROM A TOY AT THE DAYCARE I WORK AT, AN PUTTD THEM IN MAH VIBRATOR !! FML

#21286701
115 comments

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On 10/27/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Yesterday, I stumbled across one of mah son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets r technically ( whores ) because they hook up with countless cords fir a ( charge. ) I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML

#21285975
136 comments

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On 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm - kids - by MySonThePoet (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today.. . there was a laundry basket of mah clothe sitting in mah room . My dad asked me if they were clean or not . When I said I didn't know.. . he picked up a piece of mah clothing.. . sniffed it.. . and said it smelled fine . That piece of clothing just so happened to be mah underwear . fat FML

#21285867
87 comments

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On 10/26/2014 at 8:05pm - misc - by socreepedouticanteven - United States (West Virginia)

Today, mah son askd for mah help with a personal matter. I was flatterd that he trustd me, since he's a paranoid, untrusting psycho. Turnd out he wantd to use mah locksmith skills to break into his ex's house and "teach her a lesson" for breaking up with him after he cheatd on her. mega FML

#21285546
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On 10/26/2014 at 9:54am - kids - by Bob H. (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today I lost mah laptop but I have mah old childhood computer to use . It's password-protected and the hint to the password is "meaner than Hera." I haven't been into Greek mythology since I was a kid and if anything this computer has just shown me how dumb I've gotten over the looool years . real FML

#21282844
181 comments

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On 10/21/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by HeckIfIKnow (woman) - United States (California)

Today I was giving lifeguard instructions to a couple of teens . When I quizzed them about what they should do when someone is choking one of them said "Take a step back" and winked at me . mega FML

#21282836
66 comments

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On 10/21/2014 at 11:18pm - work - by Australian Lifeguard - United States (Arizona)

today I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me wat lipgloss I was wearing cuz my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML

#21281977
61 comments

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On 10/20/2014 at 8:38pm - misc - by Anonymos_fmler - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found a book in attic that I always read when I was a kid!! For old times sake I read it again!! On the very first page, child me had written, ( Go to page 15 ) so I did!! On page 15, in big red letters, it said, ( Get bent )!! I got pranked by myself!! big fat FML

#21281163
58 comments

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On 10/19/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by Deadpool434 (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today , tha kids on my cross country taam wara planning a big surprisa party fir ona of tha girls , whosa birthday is in a looool faw waaks. It's my birthday today. FML

#21281118
46 comments

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On 10/19/2014 at 2:19pm - misc - by forgotten (woman) - United States (California)



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