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oNisao

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oNisao

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 December 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 274
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About oNisao : I'm weird. I play video games often.(An_Optimist is usually my name tag)
I also like being out in the nature, where peace and quiet lies! Climbing mountains are fun. Yup

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oNisao's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

#20713899
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68337) - you deserved it (12871)

On 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

Today, I boarded my first airplane flight. The girl on my right is sick, and the guy on my left says he gets extremely nauseous on flights. My earphones can't block out the panting and retching on either side of me. FML

Today, it's hot and sunny, and a customer asked me how I was, I responded by saying "It's a hot sunny day. Who doesn't love the sun?" He responded by telling me he had just had three melanomas cut out. I guess I did find someone who doesn't like the sun. FML

#15933136
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23704) - you deserved it (4939)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:03am - health - by fifthtimesacharm -

Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML

#7556761
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16619) - you deserved it (41698)

On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was taking the subway to school. It was around 6:30am and I was listening to music and catching up on homework. When I took my headphones off to readjust them, I heard some grunting. I looked over at the man across from me to see he was masturbating. FML

#256186
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67228) - you deserved it (3214)

On 03/09/2009 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by danesy - United States (New York)



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