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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 May 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 61
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was explaining to my son that porn isn't a realistic depiction of sex. Just as I finished explaining to him that threesomes rarely happen in real life, he started crying. I feel like a dream-crushing monster. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42988) - you deserved it (7960)

On 06/30/2013 at 5:44pm - kids - by sorry, kiddo (man) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, while driving home with my boyfriend, we started discussing how clean our driving records were. I was boasting about how I'd never been in an accident when I hit a moose. FML

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