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  • Town/Country : Auckland, New Zealand
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 January 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1229
  • Number of comments : 132
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65122) - you deserved it (4254)

On 10/08/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by a woman who was in the right lane. I ran off the road, taking out a fence and totaling my car. When the cops asked the woman what happened she responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42128) - you deserved it (1570)

On 09/10/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I was sitting on a park bench with my very elderly grandfather while listening to music at a low volume. Suddenly, he turned to me and said very loudly, " I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD AIDS!" I received strange looks from everyone that day because he mistook my ear buds for a hearing aid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31119) - you deserved it (3082)

On 09/09/2009 at 4:16pm - health - by Missy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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