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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 February 1990 (24 years)
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About nymmy : Mummy of a beautiful little girl born 11th October 2011

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Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49995) - you deserved it (7895)

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