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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 April 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1018
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About nyancait : my name is cait and i have red hair and sectoral heterochromia.

i like muse and foo fighters a lot. also food. my snapchat is caitlinsophie, holla me! \m/

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nyancait's favorite FMLs

Today, I took a shit of biblical proportions. I flushed and opened a window, but my pregnant wife went in straight after me. Her morning sickness kicked in and she quickly ran out, vomit dripping from her mouth. She's pissed and thinks I planned the whole thing as a prank. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37333) - you deserved it (4193)

On 09/15/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61276) - you deserved it (4321)

On 06/16/2014 at 5:38pm - kids - by FirstDaddy (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mother-in-law came over for dinner. She decided to salt the food I was preparing without even tasting it first, then complained at dinner that I'd used too much salt. She then lectured me on the proper seasoning of food for the rest of the evening. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47853) - you deserved it (3935)

On 05/24/2014 at 5:20pm - misc - by NaCl - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had to wave my arms like a maniac as I sat on the toilet at work, otherwise the faulty motion sensor/timer would turn the lights off after about ten seconds. I've had to do this for several days now. No one else has reported this problem, so management won't get it fixed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36675) - you deserved it (4194)

On 03/18/2014 at 4:10am - work - by aziraphaleelle (woman) - United States (California)

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