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nyancait

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 April 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 548
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About nyancait : my name is cait and i have red hair and sectoral heterochromia.

i like muse and foo fighters a lot. also food. my snapchat is caitlinsophie, holla me! \m/

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Visits<b>christofferkamal</b> - the 11/25/2014 at 3:22am<b>Tobiaspe</b> - the 11/25/2014 at 1:53am<b>mk1hate1my1job1</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 5:27pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 7:53pm<b>shjoh</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 3:03am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 7:56pm<b>skychu</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 6:06pm<b>jfoll25</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 5:55am<b>Miizuo</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 3:00am<b>BeHappyLikeMe</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 2:06pm<b>ajax_united</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 10:52am<b>NakMuayAdam</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 3:20am<b>Feijai</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 10:46pm<b>mfaizsiddiqui</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 9:28pm<b>Sweet_Visions</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 8:53pm<b>CattyMcEwwen</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 1:46pm<b>24jfred</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 10:31am<b>404usernotfound</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 6:18am

Liked!<b>skychu</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 12:08am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 10:01am<b>devinsanders1925</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 7:15pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 11:23pm<b>Llama_Face89</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 3:33pm<b>bjf21</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 5:04pm<b>christofferkamal</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 12:36pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 7:51am<b>robertd73</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 7:13am<b>cameronaka</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 2:27am<b>SaintVeronika</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 2:21am<b>Sweet_Visions</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 12:15am<b>xxjeramiahxx</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 9:41pm<b>RockUntilYouDie</b> - the 10/04/2014 at 1:17pm<b>aleximo</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 3:24am<b>Llamassss</b> - the 09/22/2014 at 7:02am<b>totallybananas</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 10:18am<b>lior778</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 3:27pm

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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nyancait's favorite FMLs

Today, I took a shit of biblical proportions. I flushed and opened a window, but my pregnant wife went in straight after me. Her morning sickness kicked in and she quickly ran out, vomit dripping from her mouth. She's pissed and thinks I planned the whole thing as a prank. FML

#21258820
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34606) - you deserved it (3892)

On 09/15/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I woke up to my young niece hammering a metal cookie cutter into my leg. I'll have a teddy bear shaped scar for the rest of my life. FML

#21199181
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51007) - you deserved it (4889)

On 07/05/2014 at 1:40am - kids - by umerin - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML

#21177000
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56497) - you deserved it (3949)

On 06/16/2014 at 5:38pm - kids - by FirstDaddy (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mother-in-law came over for dinner. She decided to salt the food I was preparing without even tasting it first, then complained at dinner that I'd used too much salt. She then lectured me on the proper seasoning of food for the rest of the evening. FML

#21150425
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45235) - you deserved it (3770)

On 05/24/2014 at 5:20pm - misc - by NaCl - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had to wave my arms like a maniac as I sat on the toilet at work, otherwise the faulty motion sensor/timer would turn the lights off after about ten seconds. I've had to do this for several days now. No one else has reported this problem, so management won't get it fixed. FML

#21089760
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33693) - you deserved it (3893)

On 03/18/2014 at 4:10am - work - by aziraphaleelle (woman) - United States (California)



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