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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 July 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 442
  • Number of comments : 267
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About nurchok : I'm a totally down to earth guy, born in the USSR, raised in Russia, and since 2001 - live in Canada... I am the winner of the Western Engineering Competition 2011 (Canada), our EcoCar team placed second in Houston, Texas. Love outdoors, camping, archery, and engineering... Would love to travel the world some day. Live to make the world a better place, one FML at a time :)
I also know the difference between "your shit" and "you're shit"...

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