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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 September 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 568
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About nunn245 : Hey, my name is Michael, love gaming. Psn name and steam name is nunn245, so hit me up if you wanna play. Been reading FMLS for 4 years now

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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nunn245's favorite FMLs

Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to be bounced roughly up and down on the water. As a result, I had the most intense orgasm of my entire life, while sitting 2 inches away from my dad's friend. He definitely noticed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61501) - you deserved it (6640)

On 08/31/2013 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by SplishSplash (woman) - United States

Today, my daughter and I were driving home when our truck broke down. A police officer stopped and offered to let me and my two year old sit in his car for the A/C. When we got in, I sat her on my lap, and she pulled down my tank top and screamed "Boobies!" right in front of the officer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45426) - you deserved it (4050)

On 08/31/2013 at 7:48pm - kids - by embarrassedmom - United States

Today, I had my driver's test in rural Maine. I hit a cow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50176) - you deserved it (14186)

On 07/12/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

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