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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 February 1988 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 686
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About nunchux88 : Constantly starving for inspiration, need a fix of art like an addict needs a hit.

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nunchux88's favorite FMLs

Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43240) - you deserved it (5619)

On 08/09/2014 at 7:03pm - love - by jakethemuss - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52728) - you deserved it (3682)

On 07/16/2014 at 2:56pm - kids - by fuck you, kid (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while out grocery shopping with my mother, she asked me to hold a large bag of rice for her. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd been absent-mindedly stroking it the whole time, just like when I pick up my cat. FML

Today, my husband reorganized our fridge for the World Cup. He cleared everything out and filled it with beer and chips. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42386) - you deserved it (10174) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/12/2014 at 1:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML


I agree, your life sucks (52627) - you deserved it (11514)

On 06/10/2014 at 12:02am - love - by MiserableMan (man) - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML


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On 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm - health - by blanknameisblank (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I finally finished a drawing that someone had asked and said they would pay me for. I worked on it for multiple hours and was very proud of it. When it came to discussing payment, I asked what his best offer was. A pack of cigarettes. FML


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On 06/03/2014 at 7:56am - money - by xerrika - Canada (Ontario)

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