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About nunchux88 : Yes all of my pics are paintings I have done myself.....
yes I take requests and commissions...
What's the greatest chapter in your book?
Are there pages where it hurts to look?
What's the one regret you can't work through?
You got it baby, mine would be you
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Back from a party
An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML
Today, while out grocery shopping with my mother, she asked me to hold a large bag of rice for her. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd been absent-mindedly stroking it the whole time, just like when I pick up my cat. FML
Today, I finally finished a drawing that someone had asked and said they would pay me for. I worked on it for multiple hours and was very proud of it. When it came to discussing payment, I asked what his best offer was. A pack of cigarettes. FML
Friday 19 December 2014