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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 February 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 179
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About nunchux88 : Otaku gamer and overall nerd enthusiast with a talent for makings things look like art. Looking to make friends and potential clients! Wanna see my art or wanna know more? Message it or kik it, eliadeh

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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nunchux88's favorite FMLs

Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML

#21233475
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42905) - you deserved it (5585)

On 08/09/2014 at 7:03pm - love - by jakethemuss - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML

#21210892
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51312) - you deserved it (3567)

On 07/16/2014 at 2:56pm - kids - by fuck you, kid (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while out grocery shopping with my mother, she asked me to hold a large bag of rice for her. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd been absent-mindedly stroking it the whole time, just like when I pick up my cat. FML

Today, my husband reorganized our fridge for the World Cup. He cleared everything out and filled it with beer and chips. FML

#21171761
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41357) - you deserved it (9953) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/12/2014 at 1:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

#21169063
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51209) - you deserved it (11153)

On 06/10/2014 at 12:02am - love - by MiserableMan (man) - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

#21168348
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44572) - you deserved it (20190)

On 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm - health - by blanknameisblank (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I finally finished a drawing that someone had asked and said they would pay me for. I worked on it for multiple hours and was very proud of it. When it came to discussing payment, I asked what his best offer was. A pack of cigarettes. FML

#21161435
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39319) - you deserved it (7958)

On 06/03/2014 at 7:56am - money - by xerrika - Canada (Ontario)



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