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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 February 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 343
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About nunchux88 : Yes all of my pics are paintings I have done myself.....
yes I take requests and commissions...

What's the greatest chapter in your book?
Are there pages where it hurts to look?
What's the one regret you can't work through?
You got it baby, mine would be you

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

Back from a party

An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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nunchux88's favorite FMLs

Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43121) - you deserved it (5605)

On 08/09/2014 at 7:03pm - love - by jakethemuss - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51481) - you deserved it (3576)

On 07/16/2014 at 2:56pm - kids - by fuck you, kid (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while out grocery shopping with my mother, she asked me to hold a large bag of rice for her. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd been absent-mindedly stroking it the whole time, just like when I pick up my cat. FML

Today, my husband reorganized our fridge for the World Cup. He cleared everything out and filled it with beer and chips. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41427) - you deserved it (9963) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/12/2014 at 1:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML


I agree, your life sucks (51711) - you deserved it (11300)

On 06/10/2014 at 12:02am - love - by MiserableMan (man) - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44658) - you deserved it (20228)

On 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm - health - by blanknameisblank (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I finally finished a drawing that someone had asked and said they would pay me for. I worked on it for multiple hours and was very proud of it. When it came to discussing payment, I asked what his best offer was. A pack of cigarettes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39434) - you deserved it (7968)

On 06/03/2014 at 7:56am - money - by xerrika - Canada (Ontario)

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