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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, my 6-year-old son was so angry at me for not buying him overpriced candy at the airport, that he told a security guard I had a machine gun in my suitcase. The interrogation was not pleasant. FML
Friday 7 March 2014