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About nublets : Ok i get it your not stalking just curious, whatever helps you sleep.
i am a big ass nerd. Love me for it.
I play lots of games. My favorite is currently League of Legends add me if you want a good player who can rage a bit (Sir fel of pwn)
I also enjoy WoW, in my opinion Wrath was the best expansion for it.
Iv played some Dungeons and Dragons but im no expert or even a novice for that matter.
Iv played starcraft and halo along with wow since they came out or while i was young, i like good funny honest people so feel free to message me if you like.
Don't take life too seriously!
have a nice day
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Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML
Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML
Tuesday 3 March 2015