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About nublets : Ok i get it your not stalking just curious, whatever helps you sleep.
i am a big ass nerd. Love me for it.
I play lots of games. My favorite is currently League of Legends add me if you want a good player who can rage a bit (Sir fel of pwn)
I also enjoy WoW, in my opinion Wrath was the best expansion for it.
Iv played some Dungeons and Dragons but im no expert or even a novice for that matter.
Iv played starcraft and halo along with wow since they came out or while i was young, i like good funny honest people so feel free to message me if you like.
Don't take life too seriously!
have a nice day
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Monday 30 March 2015