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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 933
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About nublets : Ok i get it your not stalking just curious, whatever helps you sleep.

i am a big ass nerd. Love me for it.
I play lots of games. My favorite is currently League of Legends add me if you want a good player who can rage a bit (Sir fel of pwn)
I also enjoy WoW, in my opinion Wrath was the best expansion for it.
Iv played some Dungeons and Dragons but im no expert or even a novice for that matter.
Iv played starcraft and halo along with wow since they came out or while i was young, i like good funny honest people so feel free to message me if you like.
Don't take life too seriously!
have a nice day

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Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

#20417691
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55420) - you deserved it (9856)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the acne on one side of my face has flared up at the corners of my mouth, making me look just like The Joker. FML

Today, I had to give a speech as part of my campaign for school captain. I was rather happy with it and so I told another candidate my speech. Apparently it was a good idea as minutes later that same candidate stole my entire speech, leaving me looking like a complete idiot. FML

#20058690
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8626) - you deserved it (32133)

On 09/05/2012 at 9:51am - misc - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mom told me that she rather wait for the city bus all day, than allow me to give her a ride. FML

#20052248
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15856) - you deserved it (3096)

On 09/01/2012 at 9:58am - misc - by Chucho - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend and I reconciled after having a huge fight last week. We went out drinking, and things got pretty intense, so we went back to my place. We made it to the bedroom, but somewhere between her taking off my shirt and me taking off her pants, we both passed out. FML

#20043150
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19760) - you deserved it (12028)

On 08/26/2012 at 7:18pm - intimacy - by unfucked (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML

#20035502
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17206) - you deserved it (5775)

On 08/22/2012 at 11:13am - love - by Minecraftwhyyy (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML

#20013891
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35213) - you deserved it (4397)

On 08/10/2012 at 6:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Thailand (Krung Thep)

Today, I mowed over a bird while mowing the lawn. It wasn't dead, so I had to mow over it a second time to put it out of its misery. Now there are pieces of dead bird all over my lawn and I can't sleep. FML

#19979145
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23849) - you deserved it (16978)

On 07/23/2012 at 3:35am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered that when my professor had said "For every A there will be an F," he was deadly serious. I earned a 94% mark, which in this class is known as a D. FML

#19684129
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24081) - you deserved it (1749)

On 05/26/2012 at 3:34pm - misc - by dany - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML

#19584401
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13259) - you deserved it (169017)

On 05/06/2012 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by T3STI (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML

#19583870
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39500) - you deserved it (4202)

On 05/06/2012 at 8:13pm - intimacy - by madseason (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend cuffed my legs to the bed. After the sex we discovered one of the cuffs wouldn't open. After an hour of trying to pry them open, I had to waddle with him to the fire station to have them removed in front of 4 amused firefighters. FML

#19576314
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21571) - you deserved it (7806)

On 05/05/2012 at 8:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

#19561012
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5860) - you deserved it (27561)

On 05/01/2012 at 10:27pm - misc - by BoomHeadshot (woman) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML

#19543963
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22887) - you deserved it (3930)

On 04/28/2012 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Elise - United States

Today, I had to sit between my parents in the car as they argued with one another for a whole hour over whether or not a thumb is a finger. FML

#19388204
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19208) - you deserved it (1756)

On 04/01/2012 at 12:15pm - misc - by totalloss - United States (Florida)



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