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  • Birth Date : Friday 29 August 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 97
  • Number of comments : 15
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Today, I went shopping with my two-year-old nephew. He threw a tantrum in the middle of the store because I would not show him my "boobies". A man came up to us and said I should do what my nephew wanted. FML

Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27732) - you deserved it (3199)

On 02/12/2013 at 12:55am - love - by BadLuckCarson - United States (Iowa)

Today, my dog ate a whole case of my son's paintballs, because apparently they are made of a fish bi-product. Not only does the whole house smell like fish, there are countless bright yellow dog turds all over the house and our yard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31672) - you deserved it (3925)

On 02/11/2013 at 10:48am - animals - by firestar772 - United States (California)

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

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On 10/01/2012 at 12:05pm - love - by IcantDance! - United States (Alabama)

Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time only to realise she squeals like a baby pig in the process. FML

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On 05/23/2011 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by Jon - United Kingdom (Essex)



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