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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42229) - you deserved it (12396)

On 05/10/2014 at 6:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47031) - you deserved it (11887)

On 03/24/2014 at 11:39pm - misc - by dani (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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