Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

noxcrimson

Online | Search for a member

noxcrimson

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 130
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About noxcrimson : I love scary movies and good music. Message me if there's something you'd like to know :)
Snapchat: fannyfura

noxcrimson's page activity

Visits<b>S232Flash</b> - the 08/20/2014 at 6:07am<b>superwolf33</b> - the 08/18/2014 at 9:23am<b>jlobean</b> - the 08/17/2014 at 11:35pm<b>Broadway_Vayne</b> - the 08/07/2014 at 11:55am<b>Ayezed</b> - the 08/03/2014 at 7:01pm<b>papasmurf07</b> - the 08/02/2014 at 8:27pm<b>Pesticides</b> - the 07/28/2014 at 2:11pm<b>A07</b> - the 07/15/2014 at 9:50am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 3:32pm<b>taniatrejo</b> - the 07/13/2014 at 10:23pm<b>jamsdean</b> - the 07/08/2014 at 9:34am<b>the1pumpCHUMP</b> - the 06/22/2014 at 6:34pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 06/18/2014 at 5:04am<b>Sebastian2022</b> - the 06/17/2014 at 7:40pm<b>aa1717</b> - the 06/14/2014 at 6:55pm<b>yourlifesuck2</b> - the 06/11/2014 at 10:26pm<b>ealovan</b> - the 06/11/2014 at 11:18am<b>ckirksey</b> - the 06/11/2014 at 10:09am

noxcrimson's FML badges

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

See all of noxcrimson's badges

noxcrimson's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

#21135914
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41315) - you deserved it (12083)

On 05/10/2014 at 6:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

#21095689
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46928) - you deserved it (11857)

On 03/24/2014 at 11:39pm - misc - by dani (woman) - United States (Ohio)



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #2: In slow-moving hell
  • It was once a dream, now it’s come true. We’re at the place that was allocated months ago for preprogrammed, enforced holiday fun time. We’ve put on some cargo shorts, slipped on some of those…

Wednesday 13 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: