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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 April 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 661
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I went on a date with a cute guy I met at a bookstore. He stood up and said he was leaving when I said that I didn't like 50 Shades of Grey, because he, "doesn't want to be near a bitch who doesn't know her place". He then told me to give him a ride home. FML


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On 04/13/2015 at 6:43am - love - by whymanwhy (woman) - Czech Republic

Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML


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On 06/01/2014 at 11:51am - intimacy - by help me - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML


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On 02/14/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Biggest Jerk (man) - United States (Ohio)

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