Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

nowusee

Offline (11 hours ago) | Search for a member

nowusee

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 543
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About nowusee : king peter lives on

nowusee's page activity

Visits<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 12:18pm<b>jajajanie</b> - the 08/01/2014 at 3:35am<b>Dman1515</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 8:04am<b>malinpling</b> - the 06/24/2014 at 8:02pm<b>katie_xoxo3</b> - the 06/12/2014 at 2:05am<b>1PersonIsMyWorld</b> - the 06/12/2014 at 1:47am<b>asmari</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 3:47pm<b>LittleRed79</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 10:56am<b>SkittlesGoRawr</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 10:32am<b>Juicenub</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 9:04am<b>weveallbeenthere</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 8:57am<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 8:05am<b>gotaplanstan</b> - the 06/03/2014 at 10:53pm<b>feeshcake</b> - the 06/03/2014 at 12:35am<b>gabbehtm</b> - the 06/02/2014 at 9:57pm<b>jessycurrrrrrr</b> - the 06/02/2014 at 4:39pm<b>ashlyn_warren</b> - the 06/02/2014 at 4:32pm<b>greg84</b> - the 06/02/2014 at 3:04pm

nowusee's FML badges

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

See all of nowusee's badges

nowusee's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML

#21159254
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63754) - you deserved it (9298)

On 06/01/2014 at 11:51am - intimacy - by help me - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML

#43148
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15570) - you deserved it (34482)

On 02/14/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Biggest Jerk (man) - United States (Ohio)



Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML
  • Madonna must be the only person breathing a sigh of relief right now thanks to all the idiots arguing about the colour of a dress. Thanks to a badly-lit photograph, everyone seems to have forgotten that she super…

Friday 27 February 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: