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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 November 1986 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4246
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About nowherefast : I'm 22. I'm a musician with a shitty serving job, but musicians need day jobs too, right?
I've dropped out of university once and i've dropped out of college once. I'm just a dropout

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Today, my mom decided to give me a solid reason for not having pre-marital sex. She told me that my future husband will want me to be tight for our first time. My mom and I were on a ski lift. The ride lasted 10 more uncomfortable minutes. FML


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On 03/09/2009 at 6:09am - intimacy - by Yulia (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida for spring break without me. When asked why I was not invited to go with them the answer I received was, "we don't think you would look very good in a bathing suit, and we want to be able to pick up cute guys on the beach." FML


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On 03/06/2009 at 2:13pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML


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On 03/05/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by saltinawound (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I woke up with a hangover and my girlfriend seemed pissed at me. It took me a while before I remembered having sex the night before. I just didn't know exactly what had happened after that had pissed her off. Then I realized nothing happened, because I fell asleep while she was on top of me. FML


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On 01/14/2009 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Holymoly - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for our bubblegum flavored "numbing" lotion to have some morning fun. We couldnt find it anywhere. After about 10 minutes, my little nephew comes from my room crying and drool coming out of his mouth. He smelt like bubblegum, his mouth and tongue were all numb. FML


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On 01/12/2009 at 10:37am - intimacy - by LiLGeek - United States (California)

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML


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On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version

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