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nousernamesworks
  • Town/Country : Roknäs, Sweden
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 December 1997 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 61
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28315) - you deserved it (2015)

On 04/05/2012 at 2:47am - intimacy - by displeased - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34091) - you deserved it (11975)

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