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  • Town/Country : oklahoma city, USA
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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML

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On 02/17/2009 at 6:23pm - misc - by morg2000 - Mexico

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML

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On 01/08/2009 at 6:21am - health - by depraved - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML

#841
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On 01/02/2009 at 1:06pm - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my two favorite things in the world are Pizza and Beer... I now discover I have Celiac and can't have either. FML

#760
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On 12/30/2008 at 5:41am - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tested a new drug designed to fight headaches. It had quite an effect on me, more specifically side effects: nausea, dizzyness and diarrhea. FML

#579
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On 12/23/2008 at 3:57am - health - by blabla - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

#277
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On 11/11/2008 at 3:32am - health - by Blazouta - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wisdom teeth decided to come in. I didn't know that being wise could hurt so much. FML

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On 11/06/2008 at 8:39am - health - by little tooth - Sent from mobile version

Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell of my bike and chipped my tooth. FML

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On 10/29/2008 at 6:09am - health - by Noname - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML

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On 10/26/2008 at 8:56am - health - by Unknown - Sent from mobile version

Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML

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