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Today, my husband and I have been trying to buy a house and start a family together. Now I find out that he just spent $5000 on comic books. FML

#18526684
119 comments

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On 12/16/2011 at 9:18am - money - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, realizing how poor I am, I decided to steal gas. The only place I was brave enough to steal from was my parents' lawn mower. FML

#18518938
117 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 10:49am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, my landlord came and beat on my door demanding the rent check. I just got home from a trip and my wife was supposed to pay it while I was away. What happened to the money? Black Friday. FML

#18515072
81 comments

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On 12/14/2011 at 9:46pm - money - by kittyslayer (man) - United States

Today, I went to court to file a small claim and found myself at the end of a huge line. The moment I got to the front of the line, the fire alarm went off and we all had to leave the building. The moment I got outside, the alarm stopped and everybody rushed back in. I'm at the back of the line. FML

#18461010
94 comments

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On 12/08/2011 at 3:41pm - money - by Dante178 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML

#18437830
106 comments

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On 12/05/2011 at 5:30pm - money - by Poor Student - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I noticed an old bell at the bar so I rang it. It turns out that when you ring the bell, you buy shots for the whole bar. FML

#18433358
123 comments

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On 12/05/2011 at 12:41am - money - by Christina - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead. FML

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399 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 1:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, I learned that my brakes don't work anymore on my bike. When did I learn this? While speeding down a really steep hill. FML

#17394408
113 comments

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On 08/07/2011 at 3:12am - misc - by ouch (man) - Mexico (Baja California)

Today, after being terrified for years, I went on a plane for the first time. It was also the first time I "emergency landed." FML

#17291466
113 comments

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On 07/28/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by Alyssa Charlotte - Mexico

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML

#16876120
130 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 1:55am - intimacy - by grizzlybear (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddently interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML

#14881979
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On 02/07/2011 at 12:46pm - misc - by superdriver - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML

#14669147
48 comments

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On 01/22/2011 at 12:36am - misc - by GuillermoCJ - Mexico (Baja California)

Today, I was walking with and hugging my girlfriend at the same time. I tried to be funny and touched her breast, saying "Boob" in a silly voice. In reply, she slapped me in the crotch, saying "Dick" in the same voice. FML

#13921347
147 comments

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On 11/21/2010 at 3:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Mexico (Morelos)

Today, my entire family thinks I'm a lesbian. I'm straight. I'm embarrassed and don't know how to tell them that I've been single for so long because I can't get a guy. FML

#10624729
97 comments

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On 05/19/2010 at 8:00am - love - by likesboys (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was t-boned by a car that sent mine flying into five parked cars. My car was totalled. As the person who hit me pulled me out of the right side of the car he said, "Sorry. I sneezed." FML

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134 comments

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On 04/07/2010 at 1:36am - misc - by A. Person - Mexico (Sonora)



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