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notsoluckypup

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 October 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5507
  • Number of comments : 149
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

About notsoluckypup : Pup. Chicago/Vegas girl at heart. In love with a guy named Eugene. I love a good laugh from FML. Feel free to drop a line :)

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Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

#18013165
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20231) - you deserved it (40065)

On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML

#18004250
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47876) - you deserved it (3921)

On 10/17/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by pokeballbra - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in a public restroom. The guy in the urinal next to me was making loud sounds of discomfort. I ignored him and finished up. I turned around to be greeted by his red swollen beehive of a crotch, and him asking, "Is my penis supposed to look like this?" FML

#18003683
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37782) - you deserved it (2675)

On 10/17/2011 at 12:20am - health - by blarp - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

#17994746
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40903) - you deserved it (5117)

On 10/16/2011 at 12:22am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML

#17992894
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8556) - you deserved it (67260)

On 10/15/2011 at 8:47pm - misc - by mass message (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML

#17950991
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37279) - you deserved it (3496)

On 10/10/2011 at 9:56am - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, during my first date with a girl I've liked for awhile, she tells me about some minor disabilities she was born with. Wanting to be honest with her too, I tell her I'm slightly autistic. Her response was, "I'm sorry this isn't going to work. I can't date a retard." I had to eat alone after that. FML

#17948133
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50623) - you deserved it (3705)

On 10/09/2011 at 11:27pm - love - by DyingPlants (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

#17919622
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42774) - you deserved it (10895)

On 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, in an incredibly busy shopping center bathroom with my 5 year-old niece, I was squatting over the toilet seat to avoid germs. My niece then says at the top of her voice, "Auntie, why are you sitting like a kangaroo?" I'd say the whole room pissed their pants laughing. FML

#17910752
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26152) - you deserved it (8123)

On 10/05/2011 at 11:29am - kids - by Pissed (woman) - Australia

Today, on my way home, my girlfriend started sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at my house. In my rush to get home to see her, I got pulled over and had to be patted down. He found no weapons, but he did find my stiffy. FML

#17906295
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40114) - you deserved it (12080)

On 10/04/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my younger cousin bought his girlfriend of 3 months a bunch of flowers. The only flower I've ever got from my boyfriend of 3 years is a plastic one he found on the floor in a bar. FML

#17904987
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25766) - you deserved it (4238)

On 10/04/2011 at 5:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got drunk and tried to french-kiss my dog. Now he has 12 stitches in his face, and he's insisting we have to get my dog put down. FML

#17903421
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37786) - you deserved it (4069)

On 10/04/2011 at 12:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I showed my boyfriend a calendar, marked with the number of times we've had sex over the past month. Then followed by a calendar of the month before, which had almost triple the number of hits. I had to point out that our stats need to improve. FML

#17901897
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27170) - you deserved it (18453)

On 10/04/2011 at 3:04am - intimacy - by friskeyk14 - United States (California)

Today, while at work being a waitress, this lady came in and requested to sit in the section I was waitressing. She held up a $100 bill and told me that if I was attentive to her needs, she would leave me a $100 tip. Excited, I waited on her hand and foot. She dined and dashed. FML

Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML

#17889211
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28349) - you deserved it (7695)

On 10/02/2011 at 6:14pm - love - by bastard magnet - United States (California)



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