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Today, I've found out that since beginning my new heavy workout regime, my testosterone levels have gone through the roof, making me constantly horny. My girlfriend lives on another continent. The reason I'm working out so hard? To impress her when I see her next. FML
by Dooh / 01/17/2012 at 6:12pm / United Kingdom (Leicestershire) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 6:57am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 3:02pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by moorox45 / 01/16/2012 at 12:10pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic exercise regime, I finally reached my goal weight. I excitedly told my boyfriend, and he responded, "Yeah, that's nice, but now your tits are tiny". FML
by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 8:10am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Crashburn / 01/16/2012 at 6:09am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love
Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML
by geeklove / 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm / United States (North Carolina) / Geek
by lolwut / 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm / United States / Intimacy
by joeshmoe / 01/15/2012 at 7:52am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by britt71411 / 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML
by hannaaaahr / 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm / India / Kids
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
by Danny / 01/07/2012 at 5:27am / Australia / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML
by Fat_abott / 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm / France / Animals
- Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not… Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless… Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turns sexual. He stops responding…