About notsoluckypup : Name's Jacqueline... I also go by Pup - my weird nickname :)
I'm just your "everyday average American teen"...or not. Haha...
Just a girl in high school. Believed to be bipolar and makin' it through life, not much more at the moment. Pretty boring, right?
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Today, I treated myself to a spa day at home. First, I decided to do a hot oil treatment on my hair. I was leaning over the saucepan of oil on the stove when it flared up in my face. On the bright side, I no longer have to worry about plucking my eyebrows. FML
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On 05/10/2009 at 12:48am - misc - by torchy (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my mother called me downstairs to give me what I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down, holds my hands, and with the gentlest, most motherly expression on her face tells me, "Honey, if you ever come home pregnant, I'll kill you and the baby." FML
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On 04/19/2009 at 10:09pm - health - by Litterbox (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I had horrible pains in my stomache area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML
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On 04/14/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by blehh (man) - United States
Today, I was working at a local restaurant when another server's table called me over to ask if I've "ever killed anybody". They informed me I looked like a serial killer. I informed them, of course, that I have never killed anybody. Another customer claimed I scared her child. I was fired. FML
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On 04/14/2009 at 2:13am - work - by Bob (man) - United States (Kansas)
Today, my mom suspected me of doing marijuana. She went and bought a home-drug test and sent me to the bathroom. As I went in, I realized there was already pee in the toilet. I scooped that instead of my own and handed it to my mom. It came up positive. My sister used the bathroom last. She's 12. FML
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On 03/24/2009 at 12:19am - health - by smokythebear (man) - United States
Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML
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On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML
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On 03/14/2009 at 10:27pm - kids - by superfkd (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML
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On 03/10/2009 at 7:55am - work - by SalonGirl (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the oven I closed the door, but it bounced back open and hit me in the back of the knees. That caused me to sit down on the hot oven door. I was just wearing my short bathrobe and no underwear. I really burned my ass and um...stuff. FML
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On 03/01/2009 at 3:45am - health - by Monty (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML
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On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version
Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML
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On 10/26/2008 at 8:56am - health - by Unknown - Sent from mobile version
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