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notsoluckypup

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4266
  • Number of comments : 149
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

About notsoluckypup : Name's Jacqueline... I also go by Pup or Aiko. I'm a 20 year old furry, in love with a guy named Gene, and love a good laugh from FML. Feel free to drop a line :)

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Today, after applying for a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret. It began licking my cheek, causing me to turn my head. It then latched onto my ear and hung like a giant furry hoop earring. I screamed, then quietly left the building. FML

#19091480
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19978) - you deserved it (4120)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:43am - animals - by parkertownparadise (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML

#19088946
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15801) - you deserved it (29167)

On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I visited the doctor. I had food poisoning last week, which led to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it caused a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infected. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infected asshole. FML

#19063795
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32822) - you deserved it (2270)

On 02/13/2012 at 7:03am - health - by loveinanelevator (man) -

Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML

#19059341
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36884) - you deserved it (2702)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

#19059244
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9723) - you deserved it (74008)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States

Today, I was at a choir convention, and everyone sings the national anthem outside their rooms each night. I was not informed and took a shower. My roommates opened the door, yanked me out, and locked me out of the room to sing wearing just a towel. The guy down the hall was video taping it. FML

#19054485
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21372) - you deserved it (3684)

On 02/12/2012 at 3:07am - misc - by TowelSinger (woman) -

Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML

#19053808
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30245) - you deserved it (5796)

On 02/12/2012 at 1:17am - love - by OwMyBalls (man) -

Today, my dad put in wall plug-ins that emit high frequencies that are suppose to ward off mice. I must be a mouse, because I can hear the annoying noise in every room I walk into. FML

#19031754
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21563) - you deserved it (1751)

On 02/09/2012 at 12:37am - misc - by Ihaveaheadache - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a technical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to help the patient defecate, but my opening sentence came out as: "Hello, I'm Jan. I'm here to help you take a shit." FML

#19030539
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20669) - you deserved it (9306)

On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands

Today, I have to follow through with the bet I lost over the Super Bowl game. I don't have a problem running a lap nude around my block, but the cops in the police station right across from my house probably will. FML

#19017961
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9005) - you deserved it (30258)

On 02/07/2012 at 12:58pm - misc - by MillyMan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42148) - you deserved it (9148)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
216 comments

Today, I had to sit my 13-year-old son down and explain to him that I'd noticed that his pajamas feel a little "crispy" when I pick them up to do the laundry, and ask if he could start using tissues when having some "alone time." FML

#18966482
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33075) - you deserved it (5674)

On 02/01/2012 at 2:11am - intimacy - by stainseverywhere (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML

#18966203
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24761) - you deserved it (5287)

On 02/01/2012 at 1:13am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43324) - you deserved it (3796)

On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)



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