About notsoluckypup : Name's Jacqueline... I also go by Pup - my weird nickname :)
I'm just your "everyday average American teen"...or not. Haha...
Just a girl in high school. Believed to be bipolar and makin' it through life, not much more at the moment. Pretty boring, right?
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Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by NewTenant (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML
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On 06/13/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by John jacob - United States (Georgia)
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time. Just as I was about to climax, I spotted my greatest fear, a big wasp, only a few inches away from me. I shuddered and made a very unmanly orgasm wail. She now refuses to have sex because she says I "turned her off forever". FML
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On 06/07/2011 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by Punk (man) - United States
Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, while I was in the shower, my curious cat jumped in. She decided she really doesn't like showers and to avoid getting wet, used my naked body as a makeshift tree. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 12:06pm - animals - by brittaneejanex - United States
Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, the sewers in my town became overloaded. My basement is now filled with other people's poo. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 4:40pm - misc - by L -
Today, I had to give a reference for a former employee. I tried to say he was always willing to give us a hand on the job. Instead, I said he was always willing to give us hand-jobs. FML
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Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 7:53am - misc - by iscreamforicecream (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML
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On 05/27/2011 at 6:09pm - kids - by diddlebuag - United States (Ohio)
Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML
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On 05/26/2011 at 10:24am - health - by fatteningmeup (woman) - United States
Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML
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On 05/24/2011 at 9:34pm - kids - by OhDear (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML
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On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)
Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML
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On 05/21/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)
Today, at my hairdressing job, my first client of the day came in for a cut. Her hair smelled awful, and when I asked her why, she informed me that she'd gotten trashed with some friends the night before, and one of them had puked in her hair. She came to me to get it cleaned out. FML
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On 05/20/2011 at 7:29pm - work - by ewwgross - United States (New Jersey)
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