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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 January 1998 (16 years)
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About notsojena : I'm obsessed with bands. I met my inspirations at Warped Tour, going to see Pierce the Veil & Sleeping with Sirens. Ask me or message me.✌️✌️✌️

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Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from 5 years back. Still bitter, I said, "Hey baby, you remember riding me 5 years ago?" I was then punched in the face and restrained until the police arrived. She'd been having an 8 year anniversary dinner with her husband. FML

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