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Today, I finally finished making mah daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that mah husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption ( #guiltypleasures ). FML
Today I found a great recipe for dinner and emailed it to myself with the subject "Dinner tonight". Hours later I'd forgotten all about it opened my emails saw the subject line and thought someone was asking me out to dinner. I got really excited until I saw the sender address. FML
Today I've ad my tent ( Cristmas ) dinner since Cristmas last took place . My mum as gone nuts and keeps playing Cristmas music making tese dinners and refusing to let me take down te Cristmas decorations . My dad is too wipped to save us from tis ell . FML
Today, Mah Grandma Came Over 4 The Holidays. She Tried Explaining How Santa Is Actually Christ Reincarnated, Giving Presents To All The Good Little Christian Boys An Girls. She'll Be Staying All Week. FML
Today, I proposd to mah girlfriend. She askd if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw mah dumbfoundd face, then playd it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd postd on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
Today, a girl an I were flirting an it was going well !! Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her !! She smiled flirtatiously an said "Why don't u try it an find out?" I went in 4 a kiss, an she slapped me !! FML
today boyfriend cummed over 4 the first time after we made up from a huge fight . He loves cat , but she's sick right now so she wouldn't play with him . He yelled at me 4 ( making ) her not like him by ( telling her lies ) . FML
TODAY, MAH HUSBAND YELLD FROM UPSTAIRS, "BABE! BABE, COME QUICK!" TERRIFID THAT SOMETHING MIGHT HAVE HAPPEND TO OUR NEWBORN DAUGHTER, I RUSHD UP, ONLY TO FIND OUT HE JUST WANTD TO SHOW ME THAT HE'D LEREND HOW TO SPIN A TOP ON THE TIP OF HIS PENIS WITHOUT IT FALLING . FML
Friday 27 March 2015