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About notnertyelkcub : I constantly ask myself "How can someone be this stupid?" While reading posts on here.

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Today, at breakfast, my sister labelled me a "feminist." My whole family now refuses to talk to me for more than 30 seconds, and acts as though I have an incurable, highly contagious disease. FML

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