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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 December 1980 (33 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 893
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

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Today, I was listening to my favorite radio station outta Detroit. A commercial came on for a program that was giving federal grants to people who were going into a trade, like me. Right as I was getting excited I heard the words "brought to you by the government of Canada." FML

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183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18587) - you deserved it (4963)

On 02/11/2010 at 12:13am - work - by brit - United States (Colorado)

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML

#8083041
146 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 7:30am - misc - by muffingirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked on a Disney Cruise ship, she cheated on me with Tarzan. FML

#7261053
133 comments

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On 01/10/2010 at 4:47pm - misc - by daragnan (man) - United States

Today, I realized why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML

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70 comments

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On 01/10/2010 at 12:17pm - kids - by Amber (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year old sister passed out on the couch. FML

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385 comments

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On 01/10/2010 at 10:37am - health - by badsister (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

#7239048
158 comments

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On 01/09/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by dollybabe (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I come home for lunch. I see a sandwich on the table with a note saying "I hope we can have a healthy new relationship, Love, Carissa." I see another note from my girlfriend next to it saying "I hope you enjoy your new relationship with Carissa." Carissa is my new step mother. FML

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109 comments

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On 01/08/2010 at 10:45pm - misc - by SingleWorker (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was rejected for a job I really wanted, they said I didn't have enough experience. I designed the systems they are implementing. FML

#7158540
56 comments

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On 01/05/2010 at 2:16am - work - by Me - France

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML

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125 comments

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On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)



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