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  • Birth Date : Friday 26 April 1996 (19 years)
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About nothingpersonal0 : Umm I'm 13 and emo.... I guess that's about it

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Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML

#4787214
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I agree, your life sucks (55842) - you deserved it (4614)

On 08/24/2009 at 3:59pm - misc - by embarassed_chick (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML

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On 08/21/2009 at 11:36am - love - by sophistication (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML

#4676323
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I agree, your life sucks (21371) - you deserved it (46329)

On 08/20/2009 at 4:54am - misc - by guitar_chick7 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML

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On 08/20/2009 at 1:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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