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Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML

#8388
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50090) - you deserved it (9187)

On 02/04/2009 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by medstudent (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

#4028
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38465) - you deserved it (14200)

On 01/31/2009 at 8:51am - misc - by ayw329 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

#3778
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17635) - you deserved it (2466)

On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML

#3036
55 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in bed next to the boy I loved, he had just came and passed out immediately afterwards. I reached over to look at my phone but grabbed his instead and saw a text message from his ex-girlfriend that read "I love you too." FML

#3029
56 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 10:12am - intimacy - by splooge - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to a birthday party at my girlfriends house. When her little brother was about to blow out the candles I slipped my hand into her sisters back pocket and squeeze her ass, thinking it was my girlfriend. She freaked out and now her family thinks I'm a pervert. FML

#2985
27 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 7:15am - love - by dieold - United States (Utah)

Today, I woke up with this terrible toothache and called my mother for a lift to the dentist. This super-dentist-chick enters in and says: "Nice to meet you, your mother just told me you're afraid of dentists?" I'm 29. FML

#2012
23 comments

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On 01/21/2009 at 7:36am - love - by Noname - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I'm a 23 year old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML

#1019
138 comments

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On 01/13/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by carrie - Algeria

Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" um. what? FML

#779
102 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by wtf - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

#768
67 comments

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On 12/31/2008 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

#568
76 comments

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On 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm - intimacy - by HeatoN - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

#532
63 comments

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On 12/17/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

#426
89 comments

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On 12/01/2008 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Maestro - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML

#376
43 comments

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On 11/23/2008 at 5:59am - misc - by rob - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a tremendously hot night with a guy I met the night before, I ask him his phone number. To which he replied: "What for?" FML

#363
28 comments

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On 11/22/2008 at 3:17am - intimacy - by izoliv - Sent from mobile version



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