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Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said "Yeah, horizontally." FML

#37276
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28784) - you deserved it (6138)

On 02/13/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by shorty (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML

#36219
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41475) - you deserved it (7579)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:02am - misc - by shinoza (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, my mom and I were looking at pictures from the beach. She goes, "That is a REALLY ugly picture of Michelle" (my cousin). The picture was of me. FML

#25739
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32205) - you deserved it (2168)

On 02/11/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by bm (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I am finally dating the girl I have liked on and off for the past year. In the school play. FML

#14837
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28393) - you deserved it (4611)

On 02/08/2009 at 11:30am - misc - by u_n0_mE - United States (Maryland)

Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML

#8388
38 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by medstudent (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

#4028
108 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 8:51am - misc - by ayw329 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

#3778
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17551) - you deserved it (2458)

On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML

#3036
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44800) - you deserved it (1635)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in bed next to the boy I loved, he had just came and passed out immediately afterwards. I reached over to look at my phone but grabbed his instead and saw a text message from his ex-girlfriend that read "I love you too." FML

#3029
56 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 10:12am - intimacy - by splooge - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to a birthday party at my girlfriends house. When her little brother was about to blow out the candles I slipped my hand into her sisters back pocket and squeeze her ass, thinking it was my girlfriend. She freaked out and now her family thinks I'm a pervert. FML

#2985
27 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 7:15am - love - by dieold - United States (Utah)

Today, I woke up with this terrible toothache and called my mother for a lift to the dentist. This super-dentist-chick enters in and says: "Nice to meet you, your mother just told me you're afraid of dentists?" I'm 29. FML

#2012
23 comments

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On 01/21/2009 at 7:36am - love - by Noname - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I'm a 23 year old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML

#1019
133 comments

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On 01/13/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by carrie - Algeria

Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" um. what? FML

#779
101 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by wtf - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

#768
66 comments

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On 12/31/2008 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

#568
76 comments

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On 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm - intimacy - by HeatoN - Germany (Berlin)



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