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Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
by whoawhoawhoa / 12/28/2010 at 5:04pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy
Today, I went to the mall with my daughter. She asked me if she could go see Santa, so I said yes. She made me sit on his lap with her, and that's when I felt something on my bum. Let's just say Santa had a present for me. FML
by Anonymous / 12/19/2010 at 3:51pm / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by timor / 12/18/2010 at 11:13am / United States (Arizona) / Love
by unwed / 12/11/2010 at 1:56am / United States (Michigan) / Love
by fme / 12/08/2010 at 9:34am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/03/2010 at 7:11pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by flopsy / 12/03/2010 at 11:19am / Australia / Intimacy
Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML
by fulloshit / 11/27/2010 at 9:17pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/27/2010 at 10:03am / United States (New York) / Health
Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML
by cartrouble / 11/24/2010 at 10:52pm / United States (North Dakota) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 11/21/2010 at 9:51pm / United States (California) / Animals
by nicolette5785452 / 11/16/2010 at 10:34am / United States (Ohio) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/14/2010 at 12:43am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…
- Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all… Today, I mentioned to my dad (we have a close relationship) that my last condom had expired. Happy… Today, I slashed my ass open with a shard of glass. How? I was making out with my crush, and threw…