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Today, I Discovered A Bat In Ma New Apartment!! I Found Im In Ma Soe..!! Wit Ma Foot!! Mega FML

#12583063
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32404) - you deserved it (3237)

On 08/17/2010 at 1:09pm - misc - by Bruce (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me an my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she is embarrassed of my real brother. FML

#12524990
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38469) - you deserved it (2692)

On 08/14/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by incestastic - Canada (Ontario)

2day I was supposed to be going on my frst date with a guy I really liked !! He never showed up !! I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up !! He told him he didn't have a daughter an to never show up on his driveway again !! fat FML

#12376475
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41132) - you deserved it (2858)

On 08/07/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I was called andsome. Too bad it was coming from a trased omeless lady,o ten went on to tell me tat se ( likes ma lips and wants to rape me. ) FML

#12304319
116 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 3:58am - intimacy - by IllJustGetYouASweaterThen (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, mah wifa of 2 yaars told ma sha was pragnant, aftar wa'va baan trying fir agas. Excitd, about to call mah parants, mah wifa than told ma, "Don't gat your hopas up it might not ba yours, tha fathar could ba 5 othar guys." And than askd ma what I'd lika fir dinnar. FML

#12277666
190 comments

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On 08/03/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by Cheated (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I bought mah girlfriend an expensive chihuahua puppy cuz she was never allowed to have one as a kid. She was so excited an happy so she leaned in to give it a kiss. It bit her in the face, she had to get stitches, an they put the $500 dog to sleep. real FML

#12192420
350 comments

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On 07/29/2010 at 7:13pm - money - by Joseph (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today... I met my biological moter for te first time. Se stole my wallet. FML

#11989675
87 comments

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On 07/19/2010 at 8:23pm - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States

TODAY , I FOUND OUT WHAT'S WORSE THAN HAVING THE "SEX TALK" WITH YUR PARENTS: HAVING THE "SEX TALK" WITH YUR BOYFRIEND , WHEN HE'S 23 , RIGHT BEFORE YOU WERE SUPPOSD TO HAVE SEX. FML

#11977645
139 comments

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On 07/19/2010 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Bellagirl (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today It's Mah 18th Brthday. I Was Telling Mah Friends A Storyhen Mah Mom Started Talking. I Simply Said 'Mom...' So She'd Realize She Interrupted Me. She Gave Me The Finger An Called Me Rude In Front Of All Mah Friends. Fat FML

#11923492
147 comments

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On 07/16/2010 at 3:38pm - misc - by apple (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

TODAY, I GOT A SPAADING TICKAT. I WROTA A CHACK, AND ON THA WAY TO DAPOSIT MAH FINA, I GOT ANOTHAR ONA. I PUTTAD BOTH FINAS IN A BOX DOWN TOWN, AND I TURNAD AROUND TO SAA A COP PUTTING A PARKING TICKAT UNDAR MAH WIND-SHIALD WIPAR. FAT FML

#11857753
184 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 7:15pm - misc - by Criminal (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today.. . I walked four blocks with toilet paper hanging out of mah pants . FML

#11548771
151 comments

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On 06/29/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by Tp (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that dirty talk does NOT get me off. My boyfriend and I were having sex and I said ( I'm going to come ) during the beginning of mah orgasm. My orgasm immediately stopped right after I said that. I turned myself off. FML

#11271577
150 comments

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On 06/17/2010 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , I lost mah anal virginity cuz mah boyfriend "slipped". FML

#11117532
353 comments

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On 06/11/2010 at 12:56am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

today I was in a car with my house-mate and friends after a long day of studying , when we pulled up at our place. Thinking that we were all going to hang there , I waited 4 everyone to start getting out. No one did. Turns out they were just waiting 4 me to get out so they could then leave and go out together. FML

#11099858
87 comments

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On 06/10/2010 at 8:54am - misc - by Unwanted (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me to mention it. Feeling bad 4 her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, an even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, an I was the only one in our office invited. FML

#10983443
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35096) - you deserved it (3098)

On 06/05/2010 at 6:36am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)



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