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by fmyhabit / 04/15/2011 at 1:34am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
by fail / 04/14/2011 at 6:27pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, I confronted my husband about him being unfaithful. He said his reasons were because he's just not attracted to me anymore and my current weight repulses him. I'm six months pregnant with his child. FML
by Pregnant / 04/14/2011 at 2:28pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/14/2011 at 1:49am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by FrOsTy25 / 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door". I had forgotten about that option. FML
by andimanastudent / 04/13/2011 at 5:44pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation
Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML
by BrokeAndPsst / 04/12/2011 at 12:27am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Artic / 04/12/2011 at 12:00am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by ILiveWithMorons / 04/11/2011 at 11:07pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. My usually detached and unromantic boyfriend rushed right over after work with flowers and movies. A little while later, he admitted excitedly that he'd heard the numbing medication also works on gag reflexes and wanted to test the theory. FML
by Numb / 04/11/2011 at 3:27pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML
by Carmen / 04/11/2011 at 12:57pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by CheeseyPotatoes / 04/11/2011 at 9:16am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by blower / 04/11/2011 at 12:01am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
- Today, I took a restroom break in a Japanese train station. I couldn’t find the toilet flush, so I… Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to…