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by Stupid / 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by killercow / 04/19/2011 at 12:19pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 11:06am / United States (South Carolina) / Kids
Today, my family and I discovered that my sleepwalking has escalated into sleep-raiding-the-fridge, after I woke up on my kitchen floor in a puddle of melted ice cream, surrounded by my parents, brother, and dogs. Apparently my recent dieting plans aren't going over too well with my subconscious. FML
by norestforthewicked / 04/19/2011 at 12:30am / Health
Today, I was putting red nail polish on my nails and put a newspaper on the table to make sure that it didn't spill. I later discovered the nail polish made the newspaper stick to the table. I scrubbed nail polish remover on it, thinking it would help but instead bleached the table. FML
by Anonymous / 04/18/2011 at 11:44pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by bumpyroad / 04/17/2011 at 10:29am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about my son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide my diabetes medication. FML
by bbedlock / 04/16/2011 at 8:35am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by Proprepourtant / 04/16/2011 at 7:28am / France / Intimacy
Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML
by Worried / 04/16/2011 at 6:59am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Xanadu / 04/16/2011 at 3:04am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by uncool / 04/16/2011 at 2:11am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 04/16/2011 at 1:14am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by ZaraAce / 04/15/2011 at 7:38am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Love
by HWS / 04/15/2011 at 1:47am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…