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by Sammy / 04/27/2011 at 1:07pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by scarred4life / 04/27/2011 at 10:05am / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/27/2011 at 4:19am / United States (California) / Love
by Chad / 04/26/2011 at 9:20pm / United States / Money
by nomorexbox / 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm / United States (Georgia) / Geek
by Username / 04/26/2011 at 3:11pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/26/2011 at 9:56am / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by nightDREAMERms / 04/23/2011 at 10:55am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend finally found a roommate after hopelessly looking for months. I was really anxious to meet the guy because I would most likely be spending a good amount of time with him. Who did my boyfriend end up picking as his new roommate? My ex-boyfriend. FML
by doubletrouble / 04/22/2011 at 10:40am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, it's been 5 years I've been working for a man that won't admit he has Tourette's. He sits at his desk, twitching his head and hissing like a snake. He's also randomly said things like 'nipples', 'Jessica Simpson', 'potato peeler', etc. I feel like it's become my job to warn new employees. FML
by ShakeRattleHiss / 04/20/2011 at 11:25am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I'm a student vet. Part of my holiday work is to gain experience working at a dairy. A cow came on to the platform for me to inject her udder. As I was bent over, she decided to take a dump. Onto my left eyeball. FML
by Anonymous / 04/20/2011 at 3:27am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Animals
by Stupid / 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm / United States / Work
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…