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Today , my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock , I had a panic attack an endd up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or I was committd to the relationship. FML

#15174885
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51411) - you deserved it (4747)

On 03/02/2011 at 12:12pm - love - by FFFFF- (man) - Singapore

Today, My Soulder Was Pulled Out Of Its Socket Wen I Was Elping A Customer Load A Desk Into Is Veicle And E Decided To Answer Is Cell Pone. FML

#15147036
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27738) - you deserved it (2235)

On 02/28/2011 at 12:43am - work - by jack -

Today, my son and I attendd my mother's funeral. It was the first time he'd been to such an event, so to ease his grief and distract him, I turnd on Max and Rubyhen we got home. He quickly broke into teres; apparently, it was the episodehere Max and Ruby prepare their grandma a special birthday gift. FML

#14950396
67 comments

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On 02/12/2011 at 1:57pm - misc - by sadcartoons (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it looks like I may have an STD . My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago . He says he's been completely faithful . They sayhat happens in Vegas stays in Vegas . Turns out that's not quite true .

#14882919
152 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by anonomous - United States (Florida)

Today, it looks like I may have an STD . My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago . He says he's been completely faithful . They sayhat happens in Vegas stays in Vegas . Turns out that's not quite true .

#14882919
152 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by anonomous - United States (Florida)

Today... I flrtd with a guy fir ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his grlfriend. big fat FML

#14881953
58 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Lindsay (woman) - United States (Missouri)

yesterday I bought a pretty blue parakeet to keep mah parrot company, an named her Sky. I went to work a few hours later. When I came home that night, I found mah parrot dead. There wasn't a huge mess to clean, though; Sky had already eaten half of his corpse. FML

#14843192
152 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by omnomnom (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I bought a pretty blue parakeet to keep mah parrot company, an named her Sky. I went to work a few hours later. When I came home that night, I found mah parrot dead. There wasn't a huge mess to clean, though; Sky had already eaten half of his corpse. FML

#14843192
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On 02/04/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by omnomnom (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post an a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML

#14790156
93 comments

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On 01/31/2011 at 5:46pm - intimacy - by anon - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday as I want into calculus class, ta taacar announcd tat somaona ad racaivd a nagativa grada on ta tast wa wara gatting back!! I laugd and said, ( Wic f*ckar managd to gat a nagativa? ) Turns out I'm ta dumbass!! FML

#14770555
134 comments

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On 01/30/2011 at 4:24am - misc - by terrible kenny - United States (New York)

My Girlfriend, Who's On A Diet, Refused To Give Me A Blow Job Because Mah Sperm Would ( Add Useless Calories ) To Her Day!! Real FML

#14677100
188 comments

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On 01/22/2011 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

todayhilst having sax, my husband scraamad out a man's nama . FML

#14671725
96 comments

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On 01/22/2011 at 8:00am - intimacy - by fmlalways - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

TODAY, DAD’S BEST FRIEND,O AS BEEN IS BUSINESS ASSOCIATE FIR TE PAST 28 YEARS, TOOK ME TO A STAR WARS STORE FIR 18T BIRTDAY . HE PUT ON A DART VADER ELMET, AN IMITATING IS VOICE, SAID: "I AM YOUR FATER." I LAUGED . IT WASN’T A JOKE . FML

#14610612
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44164) - you deserved it (3006) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I Want To Gat A Tattoo. I Dacidd On Gatting My Four Month Daughtar's Nama Tattood On My Uppar Arm. I Want Homa To Show My Wifa. Sha Broka Down An Told Ma That I'm Most Likaly Not Tha Fathar. It's A Toss-up Batwaan Har Co-workar, Tha Guy Who Doas Our Lawn, Savaral Strangars An Ma. FML

#14605764
202 comments

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On 01/16/2011 at 9:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I TOLD MY HUSBAND I WANT TO LOSE THE BABY WEIGHT I PUTTED ON WITH MY RECENT PREGNANCY, AND ONCE I SUCCEED I WILL GO ON A CLOTHS SHOPPING SPREE. TO THIS HE REMARKED, "SO EITHER WAY I'M SPENDING MONEY; EITHER ON FOOD OR ON CLOTHES." FML

#14550598
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22262) - you deserved it (9875)

On 01/12/2011 at 3:23am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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