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Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML

#16911050
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42921) - you deserved it (3722)

On 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm - love - by nolove4me (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML

#16877997
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58490) - you deserved it (7468)

On 06/27/2011 at 4:56am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, after ordering pizza, I heard some strange noises coming from my basement so I called the cops. The pizza came fifteen minutes before the cops. FML

#16848104
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33963) - you deserved it (5107)

On 06/25/2011 at 10:21am - misc - by woahheylex - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was supposed to go on a date. I have been playing solitaire the whole night waiting for him. Out of 15 games, I've won one. FML

#16842915
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29404) - you deserved it (4557)

On 06/25/2011 at 12:30am - love - by yourmomsabitch (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend "Actually, its a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML

#16640973
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57602) - you deserved it (4162)

On 06/13/2011 at 5:11am - misc - by Bechara (man) - Pakistan (Punjab)

Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML

#16499106
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36029) - you deserved it (5032)

On 06/04/2011 at 1:37pm - love - by hcflorence1 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my ex boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube. My friends and sister won't stop singing their songs. Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am. FML

#16495662
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32853) - you deserved it (22433)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:35am - love - by guttedgirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, I had to give a reference for a former employee. I tried to say he was always willing to give us a hand on the job. Instead, I said he was always willing to give us hand-jobs. FML

#16448858
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17962) - you deserved it (29984)

On 06/01/2011 at 8:35am - intimacy - by Username - Canada

Today, I was stood up by a blind date. After calling and texting her about being a horrible person, she called me from the hospital. She was in a car accident. FML

#16439169
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12576) - you deserved it (58133)

On 05/31/2011 at 6:35pm - love - by bfall74 - Canada

Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It was the Pokémon theme song. FML

#16435078
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16880) - you deserved it (77480)

On 05/31/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by chickennbenchpress (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

#16414850
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40911) - you deserved it (8620)

On 05/30/2011 at 8:18am - misc - by Miramichi - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML

#16398150
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32602) - you deserved it (14749)

On 05/29/2011 at 4:12am - kids - by adogg18 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML

#16382650
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22503) - you deserved it (34685)

On 05/28/2011 at 2:45am - love - by epicfail (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML

#16375821
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38197) - you deserved it (5748)

On 05/27/2011 at 6:09pm - kids - by diddlebuag - United States (Ohio)

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

#16339516
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52121) - you deserved it (17642)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:23am - intimacy - by katie -



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