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by nolove4me / 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm / United States (Alaska) / Love
by Username / 06/27/2011 at 4:56am / United States / Intimacy
by woahheylex / 06/25/2011 at 10:21am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by yourmomsabitch / 06/25/2011 at 12:30am / United States (California) / Geek
by Bechara / 06/13/2011 at 5:11am / Pakistan (Punjab) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML
by hcflorence1 / 06/04/2011 at 1:37pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I found out my ex boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube. My friends and sister won't stop singing their songs. Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am. FML
by guttedgirl / 06/04/2011 at 7:35am / United Kingdom (Staffordshire) / Love
by Username / 06/01/2011 at 8:35am / Canada / Work
by bfall74 / 05/31/2011 at 6:35pm / Canada / Transportation
Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It was the Pokémon theme song. FML
by chickennbenchpress / 05/31/2011 at 1:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
by Miramichi / 05/30/2011 at 8:18am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Love
by adogg18 / 05/29/2011 at 4:12am / United States (California) / Transportation
by epicfail / 05/28/2011 at 2:45am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML
by diddlebuag / 05/27/2011 at 6:09pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, my friend spotted for me while I was lifting a barbell. He thought it would be hilarious to… Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it.… Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't…