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Today, I was working in costume at a recreation of a Confederation-era town. I had to convince a visitor that it's not, in fact, an Amish village, and we do actually leave after five. FML

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On 08/08/2011 at 12:07am - work - by a-mishunderstanding -

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28727) - you deserved it (15632)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I had to tell my teenage son that no, his knowledge of the English language was not passed down to him genetically. FML

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105 comments

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On 08/06/2011 at 4:39pm - kids - by Tabby (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I learned from the noise outside my window that construction workers start their days at 5 AM. FML

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120 comments

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On 08/06/2011 at 5:28am - health - by LH0026 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML

#17352313
263 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 3:40am - love - by Tim - United States

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML

#17237614
102 comments

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On 07/24/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

#17146449
132 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 4:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized how close my boyfriend and best friend are. FML

Today, I realized how close my boyfriend and best friend are. FML

Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy that yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML

#17102517
137 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 1:09am - misc - by j1hill33 - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mother started dating a man who insists people call him 'Panda'. FML

#17092208
162 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 9:11am - misc - by butimarealbear (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

#17023153
353 comments

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On 07/08/2011 at 1:19am - love - by Nick (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dad came home from work complaining about all the people he'd seen. He said he doesn't understand why so many people with problems have to confide in him. He's a psychologist. FML

#16999068
116 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 10:52am - misc - by siighh - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said "It turns him on." FML

#16945006
203 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 2:44am - intimacy - by beardedlady - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML

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112 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 5:12am - love - by single (man) - China (Guangdong)



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