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Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML

#16017887
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21735) - you deserved it (41408)

On 05/02/2011 at 10:30am - work - by MathTeacher (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mom told my abusive ex-boyfriend, whom I broke up with 5 days ago, that he is always welcome at my house. She "misses him". FML

#16010134
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46742) - you deserved it (3364)

On 05/01/2011 at 9:05pm - love - by exnotwelcome19 (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went out on a date with an ex boyfriend that I hadn't seen since college. He took me to a bar, where he was oddly quiet, but drank heavily. When the bartender asked us if we were ok, he replied, "This is my ex girlfriend. Can you believe she used to be skinny?" FML

#15985974
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33525) - you deserved it (7267)

On 04/30/2011 at 1:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML

#15974140
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44474) - you deserved it (3347)

On 04/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a little girl wandered into the glass-cleaning area of the pub I work at. It's a dangerous place for a little kid, so I took her hand and asked where her mum was. The kid starts screaming and the mother appears in the doorway shouting "GET AWAY FROM MY BABY!" FML

#15967561
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32927) - you deserved it (3238)

On 04/28/2011 at 7:13pm - work - by srsly_what (man) - United Kingdom (North Yorkshire)

Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML

#15949652
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49648) - you deserved it (4155)

On 04/27/2011 at 3:03pm - misc - by disfunctionalfamily (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my landlord informed me that after 8 months, we are finally getting cable and internet in our house. I move out tomorrow. FML

#15948850
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32419) - you deserved it (3550)

On 04/27/2011 at 1:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. My husband, the father of the baby, got a birdie on the golf course at the exact same time. FML

#15948612
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43748) - you deserved it (5187)

On 04/27/2011 at 1:07pm - love - by Sammy - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML

#15948281
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65685) - you deserved it (7390)

On 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was absentmindedly playing with a piece of lint. When I looked at it, I realized that I had been rolling and squeezing a dead spider in my fingers for about five minutes. FML

#15947256
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30247) - you deserved it (17762)

On 04/27/2011 at 10:05am - animals - by scarred4life (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I love her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML

#15945693
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32529) - you deserved it (5098)

On 04/27/2011 at 4:19am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

#15940298
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51883) - you deserved it (9791)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:20pm - money - by Chad - United States

Today, I actually heard my 14 year old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML

#15935332
358 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39315) - you deserved it (12226)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm - kids - by nomorexbox - United States (Georgia)

Today, my friend told me that her favourite aunt died last night of a heart attack. The first thing I could think of to say was, "Oh no, is she okay?" FML

#15935216
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15871) - you deserved it (37004)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:11pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

#15932623
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22076) - you deserved it (48201)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)



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