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Today , a little girl wandered into the glass-cleaning area of the pub I work at. It's a dangerous place for a little kid , so I took her hand and asked where her mum was. The kid starts screaming and the mother appears in the doorway shouting "GET AWAY FROM MY BABY!" FML

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On 04/28/2011 at 7:13pm - work - by srsly_what (man) - United Kingdom (North Yorkshire)

Today I got marrid. My sister an fater could not attend cuz tey already ad plans. My sister went to te mall wit er friends an ma dad went looool to a pool party. FML

#15949652
132 comments

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On 04/27/2011 at 3:03pm - misc - by disfunctionalfamily (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Yesterday , my landlord informd me that after 8 months , we are finally getting cable and internet in our house. I move out tomorrow. FML

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On 04/27/2011 at 1:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I gave brth to a beautiful baby grl. My husband, the father of the baby, got a brdie on the golf course at the exact same time. FML

#15948612
231 comments

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On 04/27/2011 at 1:07pm - love - by Sammy - United States (Texas)

Today, mah girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice an tight 4 her next boyfriend. FML

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On 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

TODAY, I WAS ABSENTMINDEDLY PLAYING WITH A PIECE OF LINT. WHEN I LOOKD AT IT, I REALIZD THAT I HAD BEEN ROLLING AND SQUEEZING A DEAD SPIDER IN MAH FINGERS FIR ABOUT FIVE MINUTES. BIG FAT FML

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On 04/27/2011 at 10:05am - animals - by scarred4life (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home!! I told mah girlfriend that I love her!! She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love u too!" and drove away!! FML

#15945693
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On 04/27/2011 at 4:19am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

yesterday my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

#15940298
336 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 9:20pm - money - by Chad - United States

Today, I actually eard my 14 year old son muse to imself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Teft Auto, ow ard could it be in real life?" FML

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On 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm - kids - by nomorexbox - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT HER FAVOURITE AUNT DID LAST NIGHT OF A HEART ATTACK. THE FIRST THING I COULD THINK OF TO SAY WAS, ( OH NO, IS SHE OKAY? ) FML

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On 04/26/2011 at 3:11pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today , I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

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On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Yesterday I Found Out The Hard Way That I'm The ( Lucky ) Type Of Womanho Can Experience Intense Orgasms In Certain Positions: In The Middle Of Group Yoga. FML

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On 04/23/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by nightDREAMERms (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I Have A New Boss. She Claims To Be A Professional Angry Birds Player. FML

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On 04/22/2011 at 10:42am - work - by Username -

Today , mah boyfriend finally found a roommate after hopelessly looking 4 months. I was really anxiou to meet the guy cuz I would most likely be spending a good amount of time with him. Who did mah boyfriend end up picking as his new roommate? My ex-boyfriend. FML

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On 04/22/2011 at 10:40am - misc - by doubletrouble (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah mom confused me with mah dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

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