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by Sophie / 12/26/2011 at 11:21pm / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Transportation
by Anonymoose / 12/25/2011 at 6:39am / Switzerland (Zurich) / Animals
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
by Jean / 12/22/2011 at 3:09am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Love
by mo / 12/19/2011 at 2:55am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I called in sick at work because I have the flu. This is my first sick day in the 2 years I've worked there. It's also the day the CEO made a surprise visit. My co-workers all got generous salary increases, and some of them promotions. I'm not included, simply because I wasn't there. FML
by rara1989 / 12/13/2011 at 7:15am / United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire) / Work
by Rash / 12/06/2011 at 11:54am / United States (New York) / Animals
by brittrod / 12/04/2011 at 8:13pm / United States / Love
Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2011 at 6:52pm / United States (Maine) / Love
Today, I took my boyfriend to my family's traditional late Thanksgiving dinner. While eating, my mom brought up celebrity infidelity. My grandpa ended up looking me in the eye and saying, "Look Angie, sometimes what a man has just isn't enough. When that happens, cheating is forgiveable." FML
by angie429 / 11/27/2011 at 6:45pm / United States (Nevada) / Love
by notsohappilyeverafter / 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/24/2011 at 10:51pm / United States / Love
by guy / 11/24/2011 at 9:49pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by toomuch / 11/22/2011 at 4:36am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by nightowl506 / 11/21/2011 at 2:22am / United States (Texas) / Love
by devinchi / 11/11/2011 at 3:42am / United States / Health
- 1Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 2Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…