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Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

#19520416
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44680) - you deserved it (3235)

On 04/24/2012 at 1:42am - animals - by jessica071509 - United States (Arizona)

Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML

#19514689
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30891) - you deserved it (4562)

On 04/23/2012 at 12:04am - love - by gottalovefriends - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I blurted out something like "humdidumdum erm lalala" in public, attracting mystified stares. The thing is, I do this every time I remember something embarrassing I've said or done in the past, in an attempt to erase it out of my consciousness. So it happens a lot. FML

#19499543
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18651) - you deserved it (9618)

On 04/20/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by Ashamed (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was on a first date. She asked what I do, so I replied "I create adverts." She then yelled, "F**k you" and left. FML

#19488696
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22576) - you deserved it (4212)

On 04/18/2012 at 4:48am - love - by James C (man) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML

#19469205
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23521) - you deserved it (2318)

On 04/14/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by ProsserBabe11 (woman) - United States

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919
387 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91665) - you deserved it (4607)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML

#19397932
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33843) - you deserved it (3591)

On 04/02/2012 at 10:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML

#19369767
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42554) - you deserved it (2697)

On 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML

#19326564
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30199) - you deserved it (2614)

On 03/22/2012 at 2:00pm - misc - by busfail - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

#19320311
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11169) - you deserved it (65309)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her huge, ex-Marine father took me out back, saying he wanted to show me something. That something was a machete. He savagely buried it in a tree stump and said, "Son, if you break my daughter's heart, that'll be your dick." FML

#19279132
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33324) - you deserved it (5888)

On 03/14/2012 at 9:06pm - intimacy - by PUA - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was re-watching my wedding video. As I was walking down the aisle, you could hear my grandfather mutter "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." FML

#19250410
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38997) - you deserved it (5585)

On 03/10/2012 at 9:20am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was re-watching my wedding video. As I was walking down the aisle, you could hear my grandfather mutter "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." FML

#19250410
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38997) - you deserved it (5585)

On 03/10/2012 at 9:20am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML

#19129332
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23051) - you deserved it (26677)

On 02/21/2012 at 3:10am - intimacy - by desperate905 - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML

#19128091
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23179) - you deserved it (4059)

On 02/21/2012 at 12:01am - love - by bloodshedblack - United States (Colorado)



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