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Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML

#18693659
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34162) - you deserved it (5297)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Cpt Colin (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML

#18671217
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49540) - you deserved it (3458)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

#18657042
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43319) - you deserved it (9155)

On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

#18620237
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28379) - you deserved it (2189)

On 12/26/2011 at 11:21pm - health - by Sophie - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

#18605439
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17801) - you deserved it (51632)

On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML

#18577154
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30876) - you deserved it (3186)

On 12/22/2011 at 3:09am - love - by Jean - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML

#18551023
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33397) - you deserved it (6454)

On 12/19/2011 at 2:55am - intimacy - by mo (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I called in sick at work because I have the flu. This is my first sick day in the 2 years I've worked there. It's also the day the CEO made a surprise visit. My co-workers all got generous salary increases, and some of them promotions. I'm not included, simply because I wasn't there. FML

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

#18444351
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33498) - you deserved it (2815)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by Rash (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

#18430491
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26574) - you deserved it (3099)

On 12/04/2011 at 8:13pm - love - by brittrod - United States

Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML

#18429716
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44022) - you deserved it (2997)

On 12/04/2011 at 6:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I took my boyfriend to my family's traditional late Thanksgiving dinner. While eating, my mom brought up celebrity infidelity. My grandpa ended up looking me in the eye and saying, "Look Angie, sometimes what a man has just isn't enough. When that happens, cheating is forgiveable." FML

#18369029
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22904) - you deserved it (2368)

On 11/27/2011 at 6:45pm - love - by angie429 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML

#18358033
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69995) - you deserved it (3453)

On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML

#18342381
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13599) - you deserved it (47046)

On 11/24/2011 at 10:51pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my entire family came over for thanksgiving. It went pretty well, only four family members got in a fist fight and only one cop car was called. FML

#18341850
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24489) - you deserved it (1907)

On 11/24/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by guy - United States



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