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Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40914) - you deserved it (5493)

On 08/03/2011 at 3:40am - love - by Tim - United States

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML

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102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29614) - you deserved it (3473)

On 07/24/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

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130 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 4:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized how close my boyfriend and best friend are. FML

Today, I realized how close my boyfriend and best friend are. FML

Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy that yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML

#17102517
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On 07/14/2011 at 1:09am - misc - by j1hill33 - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mother started dating a man who insists people call him 'Panda'. FML

#17092208
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30595) - you deserved it (2797)

On 07/13/2011 at 9:11am - misc - by butimarealbear (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

#17023153
351 comments

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On 07/08/2011 at 1:19am - love - by Nick (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dad came home from work complaining about all the people he'd seen. He said he doesn't understand why so many people with problems have to confide in him. He's a psychologist. FML

#16999068
116 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 10:52am - misc - by siighh - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said "It turns him on." FML

#16945006
202 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 2:44am - intimacy - by beardedlady - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML

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141 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm - love - by nolove4me (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML

#16877997
349 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 4:56am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, after ordering pizza, I heard some strange noises coming from my basement so I called the cops. The pizza came fifteen minutes before the cops. FML

#16848104
204 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 10:21am - misc - by woahheylex - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was supposed to go on a date. I have been playing solitaire the whole night waiting for him. Out of 15 games, I've won one. FML

#16842915
77 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 12:30am - love - by yourmomsabitch (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend "Actually, its a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML

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On 06/13/2011 at 5:11am - misc - by Bechara (man) - Pakistan (Punjab)



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